i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”
ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO SIMPLE AND IN THE FUVKIN CONTEXT. IT WAS IN. THE. CONTEXT. FUCK THIS JOKE. FUCK THIS SEASON. SCREW YOU RUDOLPH GET YOUR GOD DAMN GRADE UP
GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
This is the cutest thing ever
Can we just talk about the default Netflix profile picture
wanna watch a movie
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
i am fond of the term “partner” because it is not immediately clear whether you are in a romantic relationship with the person to whom you are referring, or whether you are a team of bank robbers or detectives or something